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                                                     by Enzo M0KTZ
You find below a collection of ham/CW-themed Christmas-Cracker jokes. They come from a challenge put up by Steve G4OCP at Essex CW ARC, who wanted to celebrate the festive season in style: sending to each other jokes in CW! I mentioned the challenge to my son Giorgio, and we ended up spitting out the jokes you find below, one after the other, more or less in the same order as they are listed. Just one of them is not genuinely ours (can you spot it?), and the blame for the worst ones is obviously on me HI HI.

The jokes have been converted in CW using ebook2cw by Fabian DJ5CW. I went for some usual speeds, but I can definitely add more if you like.

You are free to share these jokes as you wish, and to add a link to this page if you want. But do so at your own risk: I do not accept any responsibility for the social, economic, physical and psychological consequences you might suffer if you use or misuse any of these jokes. Suggestions, critics, and feedback to be sent directly to me via my email (available from my page at QRZ.COM, and also in a more convenient version here).

72/73 MERRY XMAS HNY ES KEEP IT FUN

Enzo M0KTZ

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